These are all great, but I gotta say your brother Steve's gave me the biggest laugh! Also, just for reference: there ARE Kurds in Jordan so I give him my first prize. Fun facts: Turkey is gold medalist with 15-18 million Kurds; Iran wins silver (7-10 mil); Iraq goes home with the bronze (5-7 mil). The off-podium list of 22 countries is topped by Germany of all places (~1 mil) but Jordan makes an appearance with about 30,000 Kurds, and, following the "50% off" rule, the Jordanians will tell you they have 60,000.. ;-)
I agree, Mike, they all made me laugh and I especially loved Lairbo’s “Mad Mad World” joke. (By the way, my father actually gave me the middle name of “Not” so I really am “Brian Not Scully”. I shortened it for TV credits.)
Could it really be too late to enter that French tabloid, Le Demi-Monde? I suppose so.
These are all great, but I gotta say your brother Steve's gave me the biggest laugh! Also, just for reference: there ARE Kurds in Jordan so I give him my first prize. Fun facts: Turkey is gold medalist with 15-18 million Kurds; Iran wins silver (7-10 mil); Iraq goes home with the bronze (5-7 mil). The off-podium list of 22 countries is topped by Germany of all places (~1 mil) but Jordan makes an appearance with about 30,000 Kurds, and, following the "50% off" rule, the Jordanians will tell you they have 60,000.. ;-)
Rats! Too late? Jordanian call-answer joke: Knock!
I agree, Mike, they all made me laugh and I especially loved Lairbo’s “Mad Mad World” joke. (By the way, my father actually gave me the middle name of “Not” so I really am “Brian Not Scully”. I shortened it for TV credits.)
There was a joke contest and I was not informed…. This contest is a joke! 😂
I didn't write a speech or anything but, thanks. So, I go to Disneyland now, right?
Congrats! And check out my private message to you!
JoHo, this could've been a winner! It's great, but late.