Now I've Seen Everything!

Funny Dispatches from Dangerous Places

Hi, I’m Mike Reiss. I’ve been a writer for “The Simpsons” for 36 years.

But when I don’t do that, I travel. I’ve been to 146 countries. Places you’d never think of going, like

• North Korea

• North Pole

• North Dakota

And yes, I’m the guy who took that sub to the Titanic.

Each week, I’ll provide you with hilarious and harrowing tales from around the world. Plus, lots of funny photos like this one:

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It all begins — when else? — April 1st.

Give me 5 minutes a week. I’ll give you the world.