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You can't buy me, Mike. I'm already bought.
WTF were you guys thinking banning the Michael Jackson Stark Raving Dad episode of The Simpsons? Was it the sole ideas of Matt Groening, your writing partner Al Jean, and another Simpsons producer to ban the episode, or did Disney pressure them to ban it before Disney merged with Fox studios? If it was the former, you guys are a bunch of hypocritical racist cowards that are part of the cancel culture mob!
MJ was cleared of all of those false SA allegations after a ten year FBI investigation after his 2005 trial! The father of the kid who falsely claimed MJ abused his son said in a recorded phone call conversation saying he made up those fake allegations to get money from MJ after he rejected a screenplay he wrote for him! And Wade Robson and James Safechuck in the Leaving Neverland documentary lied about their SA allegations against MJ!
Wade wasn't hired to choreograph the MJ Cirque du Soleil show un Vegas, and failed to sell an autobiography he wrote about his life with MJ. James’ business went bankrupt, so they both participated in that doc to get money from the MJ estate! The Cascios who are falsely alleging MJ committed SA against him wants money from the MJ estate because one if their other siblings produced fake MJ tracks hiring an MJ impersonator to sing on them that were removed from one of MJ’s posthumous albums! HBO Max removed the LN doc, so please put the MJ Stark Raving Dad Simpsons episode back in syndication and streaming on Disney Plus if you guys are anti-censorship!
Here’s a video explaining the false SA allegations against MJ!:
https://youtu.be/1gOxa8a5XnY?is=sQTOwu_CojMTZ05m